John Mayer admits in a recent article to Rolling Stone that he still isn’t over Jennifer Aniston and he is having a hard time moving on from that relationship. He also admits that his sex life isn’t all what everyone probably thinks it is. And of course, he wishes that he could just find “the one.”
In the interest of full disclosure, I do not like John Mayer. I do not like the way he looks. I do not like the way sings. I do not, in fact, like any of his songs. I for one hated when my sweet, awesome, wonderful Jennifer starting hooking up with him. I never understood that one, did you?
So, what can John do to get over Jennifer? Well, my mom always told me that the way to get over one guy is to get under another one! Ok, she didn’t really tell me that, but I have heard that and I think it is sound advice for John even if his sex life isn’t what we think it is. Come to think about it, I’ve never ever thought about his sex life, have you?
What can John do to find “the one.” Stop being a jerk for one. Look, John Mayer can’t pull off the “bad guy player/playa” (whatever the kids are saying these day) like Charlie Sheen can (Oh yeah, I went there!) He just gives off that annoying little brother vibe way too much to ever be a bad boy. So, when he tweets things that he shouldn’t tweet and acts like a spoiled little 5 year old, he doesn’t come across as someone that can one day hook up with the likes of Angelia Jolie (oh yeah, I went there. Again.) John needs to hang out at a local laundry mat and find a nice girl there. Wine her and dine her, treat her good and she will be his forever. Hang up the rude, little brother, wannabe Goodfella vibe he has going on. Oh! And if he could stop singing, that would be great too.