Musician John Mayer has denied dating ‘Hills’ starlet Kristen Cavallari via his Twitter page! And let’s just say the way he cleared the rumor up was pretty funny! Read more about John Mayer and Kristen Cavallari here.
John Mayer spent this past Thursday twittering away about what everyone thought was his latest conquest, Kristen Cavallari! In usual Mayer fashion he laid the gossip to rest with a string of colorful metaphors to shut down the rumor mill.
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Now back to John Mayer and Kristen Cavallari…
In his announcement to fans and followers Mayer wrote:
“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman, I never high fived Kristin Cavallari” with any part of his anatomy! Well that’s one way to put it!
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together,” he continued Tweeting. “My Milli has never danced with her Vanilli. I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
I guess that pretty much clears it up!
More photos and a video of John Mayer & Kristen Cavallari are below.
