Kanye West has a new enemy, and its name is Twitter!
Kanye took to his website to complain about the popular networking service, and the so-called “fakes” that pose as him on the site.
Kanye West
From the mouth of Mr. West:
“(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”
You know what my favorite part is? It’s the beginning part in the parenthesis! It’s like he’s whispering to all of us before he opens his chest and throws his wrath down on the SQUID BRAINS at Twitter. Kanye is oh-so gentle when he needs to be.
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May 14th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Check out my new twitter account! Its right here on this page! Its called gossip beotches!
May 14th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Wait, IM KANYE! F-YOU!
May 14th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Both Yall be trizippin yo…I am the educated Kanye! I am an original! Even though I RAP which I already know isnt original…Im MAKIN MONEY SO THAT MAKES ME ORIGINAL AND TO PROVE IT IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS JUST LIKE MY RANT SO YOU”LL KNOW ITS ME!!!